1 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:21,062 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a boss now… ♪ 2 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,689 We're ready for you, Ms. Gordon. 3 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:26,901 In the last week, my life has certainly changed. 4 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:29,112 I was nearly overthrown by these two brothers. 5 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,072 Still can't believe I forgave them. 6 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:35,076 And if that wasn't enough, I find out I have another brother. 7 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,245 This little guy. Yep. 8 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:39,205 God knows what his deal is gonna be. 9 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,833 -Can I get you anything else? -I'm okay, thank you. 10 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:45,503 And as my dad once said, when you show your ass in public, 11 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,714 go on TV and talk about it. 12 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:52,802 {\an8}We are here with the Gordon family and their newest addition, Jackie Moreno. 13 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,096 Thanks to everybody for taking time to talk today. 14 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,264 Let's start with you, Isla. 15 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:59,726 What were your thoughts when you first heard that your father, Jack Gordon, 16 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:02,854 had a secret love child with the housekeeper? 17 00:01:02,937 --> 00:01:04,564 Definitely shocked. 18 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,192 Honestly, Rich, it was devastating. 19 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,653 But then, very happy. 20 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,781 Okay, a lot of people in your position, 21 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:15,033 you would think would just pay him to disappear. 22 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:19,287 -No, that didn't work for us. -We're against it because we love Jackie. 23 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:20,371 Isla's right. 24 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:23,500 We love our nuevo hermano mucho, mucho. 25 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,293 I'm using Duolingo. 26 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:27,796 And Sandy, you're no longer the youngest brother. 27 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:29,839 Yes, and that's fine. That is fine. 28 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,634 I'm the CFO. I don't need to be the cute little baby. 29 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:35,178 Now, Isla, this couldn't be coming at a worse time. 30 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,806 Your brother Cam's indiscretions have landed him in rehab. 31 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:40,350 You've inherited a team that's off to its worst start in a decade, 32 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,768 and I don't know if you're aware, 33 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:44,813 but Las Vegas has set the odds of an Isla Gordon meltdown 34 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,064 at three to one. 35 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:48,024 Oh, okay. Uh… 36 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,568 You're right, Rich. We are at a crossroads. 37 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:54,489 But as I see it, Jackie joining the family couldn't have come at a better time. 38 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:58,701 You know, Rich, if I may, when God puts one brother in rehab, 39 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,411 he brings you a new one from concessions. 40 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,038 So, Jackie, what is next for you? 41 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,250 I got to keep my job, so I'll probably just do that. 42 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:09,045 Wait, so you find out you're part of one of the wealthiest families in Los Angeles, 43 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,047 and you just go back to selling peanuts? 44 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:11,965 And popcorn. 45 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:15,885 He is not gonna be a vendor. He's gonna be my intern. 46 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:16,928 An internship? 47 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:20,181 Not an intern. An assistant. 48 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:21,391 Executive assistant. 49 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:24,644 Senior Executive Assistant to the President. 50 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:27,647 Oh, that is one long job title. 51 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:31,025 And that is some nepotism I can get behind. 52 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,569 Congratulations, Jackie. 53 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,362 You see, this is nice. 54 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:36,489 Little bastard son accepted into family. 55 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,949 In Slovenia, he live in shed. 56 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:39,033 Hold up. 57 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:42,036 Yo, what the fuck is this? Sephora? 58 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,705 I mean, first she doesn't trade me, 59 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:45,832 next she makes us wear this girly shit on our jerseys? 60 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,667 Marcus, are you cool with this? 61 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,252 Long as the check clears. 62 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,338 If I sell out, I want to sell out on my terms. 63 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,257 I mean, what's she gonna make us do next? 64 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:55,550 Tape tampons to our heads? 65 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:56,634 You know what? 66 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,720 Get me a… a Sharpie. 67 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,723 What you gonna do? 68 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:02,932 Uh-oh! 69 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:21,951 Ooh! 70 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,038 Jackie, how's it going? You ready for your first day at work? 71 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:29,542 Oh yeah, I woke up at 3 a.m. to make sure I had plenty of time to get ready. 72 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,921 -I'm actually really tired. -Yeah, don't be nervous. You'll do great. 73 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,797 -Look, you already found your desk. -Yeah. 74 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,175 -Okay, see you later. -Uh, wait. 75 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:40,970 Uh, is there anything I should know about, like, being your assistant? 76 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,139 Actually, I've never had an assistant. 77 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,850 But I'm super low-maintenance. 78 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,143 Okay. 79 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,320 Whoa, mama. 80 00:03:57,987 --> 00:03:59,113 That's nuts. 81 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,448 We've got to talk. 82 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:04,369 Hold on. Jackie, you can't just let people barge into my office like this 83 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:06,621 because I could be doing something very private. 84 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:08,373 Like looking at your blackheads? 85 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,333 Yes, exactly. Thank you. 86 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,377 You can go now. And book me a facial. 87 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:14,504 -We've got a problem. -Look at this. 88 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:18,299 Hey, yo, shout-out our new sponsor. 89 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:21,552 But the only lipstick I'm interested in 90 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:25,014 is when it's rubbed off on my dick. 91 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:26,474 That little shit. 92 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:28,726 Ow! Ow! 93 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,062 What the hell? 94 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:32,522 It's, uh, Cam's drug shelf. 95 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,315 Someone should really get rid of that. 96 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,359 - Jackie. - Oh, are you okay? 97 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:39,237 Get Gloria Shaw on the phone. She's the CMO of Sephora. 98 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,364 Oh, she's actually called twice. 99 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:42,907 What? Why didn't you put her through? 100 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,159 The first time, I didn't know how to transfer the call, 101 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,786 so I accidentally hung up on her. 102 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:48,871 And just now, you were talking to Ness and Sandy, 103 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,707 so I said we'd call her tomorrow or something. 104 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,626 Jackie, Sephora pays the Waves millions of dollars. 105 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:58,172 If Gloria Shaw wants to talk to me, you drag me out of brain surgery, okay? 106 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:00,133 Of course. I'm so sorry. 107 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,510 Well, go get her on the phone right now. 108 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:04,137 Oh, one thing. 109 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:07,765 How do I get an outside line, and how do I turn my computer on? 110 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,600 Okay, fine, I'll call her. 111 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:13,187 Gloria, you have every right to be upset. I'm gonna take care of this right now. 112 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,482 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 113 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:17,567 Hey, how's it going? 114 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:18,484 Great. 115 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:21,738 I just got ripped a new asshole by a woman on the Forbes Under 40 list. 116 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,531 I take it Sephora saw the Travis video? 117 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,700 Yeah, and now I must kill him. 118 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:26,909 Whoa, whoa, that's your plan? 119 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,245 No, I'm going to scream at him in front of everybody, 120 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:33,082 dehumanize him, and then I will force him to make a public apology. 121 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,877 Okay, so I see you're running things from the Jack Gordon playbook. 122 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,254 Hey, he won a lot of championships screaming at people. 123 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,299 You know, when your father acted that way, the players feared him. 124 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:43,551 If you do the same, they will hate you. 125 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:45,970 The world is a sexist place. I know this already. 126 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,598 I'm just saying, I know these guys, and I know how they act. 127 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,767 Oh, and you're telling me to just smile and take it? 128 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,853 No, no, but we can't afford any more missteps this season, 129 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:57,315 and there are other less volatile ways to get the same result. 130 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,318 Fine. 131 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:03,071 Can you call Travis over here, please? 132 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,280 Yes, I can. 133 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,115 Travis. 134 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:07,950 Travis. 135 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,952 - Sub, sub. - Sub. Somebody get in. 136 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,162 What's up? 137 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:13,664 Yeah, what's up with you, dawg? 138 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:17,585 Anyways, I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. 139 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:19,712 So maybe we should get to know each other better. 140 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:21,839 -For real? -Yeah, for real. 141 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,300 How about dinner. You free tonight? 142 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:29,180 Uh, I was supposed to go to the stu to cook up with Smokepurpp, 143 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:31,182 and then Bad Baby was gonna come by to spit. 144 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:32,975 But, uh, yeah, I can do that. 145 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:36,437 Great, I'll be in touch. I'll see you later. 146 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:38,523 Ooh! 147 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:40,358 Damn. You just ate it. 148 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,068 - Fuck. - Are you all right? 149 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:43,444 Just too clean. 150 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:45,947 Smudge 'em up or something. 151 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,952 Good morning, Los Angeles Waves. 152 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:53,538 Isla Gordon's office. This is Jackie Moreno speaking. 153 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,206 How may I assist you today? 154 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:56,624 Uh, that is way too long. 155 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:58,793 -Just say "Isla Gordon's office." -Got it. 156 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:02,672 I need a dinner reservation for me and Travis tonight. Somewhere nice. 157 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:05,716 I'm on it. Buca di Beppo, Universal CityWalk. 158 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:10,012 What? No, I don't wanna look at Optimus Prime at my business dinner. 159 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,098 Someplace nice, like in Beverly Hills. 160 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:14,100 Okay, no Optimus Prime. 161 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,144 What about Bumblebee? 162 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:21,983 Nice. 163 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:23,651 New Highlights for the office. 164 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:26,237 Always good to get a look at it before it gets covered in strep. 165 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,363 Oh God! Ow! 166 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,532 -Shit! Shit, shit, shit. -You okay? What's going on? 167 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,576 -It's stuck. It's stuck. -Okay. All right. 168 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:34,078 -Wait, wait, hold on. -You've gotta calm down. I'm a doctor. 169 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,830 Well, you're not a surgeon. 170 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:37,874 -Well, do you want me to help you? -Just open the… 171 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,460 -I can't. I'm scared. -Take your finger out. Open it. 172 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:41,961 -There you go. -Are my lashes gone? 173 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,546 -Are they gone? -All of them. 174 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,174 You seem so stressed out. What is going on? 175 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:49,051 I've got my first dinner with a player. 176 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,471 And it's Travis, and he's the most annoying one. 177 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:55,057 So, yeah, I'm a little scared I'm gonna stab him with a fork. 178 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,726 All right, well, let's talk it out. 179 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:58,019 What would your dad do? 180 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:01,481 He'd order two giant steaks, do some coke, 181 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,859 get a couple hookers, and then go have sex with them or something. 182 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:07,361 All right, well, that's not you, except for maybe the hookers. 183 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:09,322 Sorry, sex workers. 184 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:11,407 Look, you have nothing to worry about. 185 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,118 You are so good socially. 186 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:17,330 You talked to my cousin last week for 45 minutes about her Etsy store. 187 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:18,247 And she sucks. 188 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,082 -She sucks. She sucks. -Yeah, she does. 189 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,250 Yeah, it's nothing but yarn. 190 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,795 Look, be yourself, and most importantly… 191 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:27,173 -No spaghetti. -No, or any long noodle. 192 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:29,300 -You just-- You don't eat pasta pretty. -Yeah. 193 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:39,727 Yo, yo. 194 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,104 Hi, you're late. 195 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,649 Yeah, my bad. I left late. 196 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,025 Is it cool if I vape? 197 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:47,693 Not really. 198 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,404 Good evening, I'm the sommelier. Do we have any questions? 199 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,990 Oh, yo, I'm actually going there next summer. 200 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:53,908 Going where? 201 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:54,909 Somalia. 202 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:57,245 Yeah, I'm going on tour with Kodak Black and Sniper Gang. 203 00:08:57,328 --> 00:09:00,164 -We're going around the Horn of Africa. -It-- It's sommelier. 204 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,999 He-- He's a-- Never mind. 205 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,460 The fastest bottle of red wine you have, please. 206 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,089 They have white people in Somalia? 207 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,261 ♪ I tell these hoes I like ya But I don't need ya ♪ 208 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:15,846 ♪ Got to be out by six, I can't feed ya ♪ 209 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,598 Then the gospel singers are like… 210 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,226 ♪ "He can't feed ya, he can't feed ya" ♪ 211 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:23,104 It pulls out, and I'm wearing all white, but with a chef's hat-- 212 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,397 Stop, please. 213 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,940 It's a good rap, but you must stop. 214 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:27,358 -All right. -Listen… 215 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:32,613 I wanted to have dinner tonight because I think you're so important to this team. 216 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,073 Not because you're a great player, 217 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:37,326 it's because I believe you have the potential to be a great leader. 218 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:39,745 Oh, um… 219 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,583 Well, Cam definitely never took me to a nice dinner, 220 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,794 but him and Marcus got their own table at Mastro's. 221 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:48,337 Who's Marcus? 222 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:54,343 Look, Travis, you're an integral part of this organization, 223 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,929 and when you disrespect one of our partnerships, 224 00:09:58,472 --> 00:09:59,765 that affects all of us. 225 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,604 So I'm gonna need you to issue a public apology. 226 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:08,899 Fuck it. 227 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,320 Okay, is that like a good "fuck it"? 228 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,654 Yeah, I'll apologize. 229 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:14,655 Oh. 230 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:16,490 Thank you. 231 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,118 I'm so happy. Thank you, Travis. 232 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,912 I can't even tell you, like, the stress that I've been-- 233 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:23,914 Oh shit. 234 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,376 - You all right? - Oh. 235 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,711 What the fuck?! 236 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:31,922 I'm sorry, I-- I didn't, um-- 237 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,007 Sorry. 238 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,717 -What the fuck? -Sorry. 239 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:38,095 Jackie, what was that restaurant? 240 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,555 I knew you'd like it. 241 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,724 I did a Google search for fancy restaurants 242 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,560 plus Los Angeles plus intimate conversations. 243 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,938 Yeah, yeah, it got real intimate when he shoved his tongue down my throat. 244 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:53,235 Oh my God, I'm sorry. Do you want me to leave a bad review on Yelp? 245 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,738 No, I don't want you to leave a Yelp review, Jackie. 246 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,490 I want you to do something right. 247 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:08,959 Morning, fuck-up. 248 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,545 Hello, Mrs. Lee. 249 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,341 Whoa, whoa. I'm-- I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait, did she fire you? 250 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,094 No, but I'm quitting. I suck at this job. 251 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,763 Isla gave me this amazing opportunity, and I'm blowing it. 252 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,390 - You're not quitting. - I am. 253 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,517 Before I bring down the entire organization. 254 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,352 Okay, first of all, you're not that important. 255 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:29,438 Secondly, when I started here, I sucked like you, 256 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,065 and I was Jack Gordon's assistant. 257 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:34,068 He threw so many ashtrays at me, I still smell like Chesterfields. 258 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,403 But I don't know what I'm doing. 259 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:38,364 I have to go before I disappoint Isla again. 260 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,743 -All right, goddamn it, I'll help you. -Really? 261 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,371 -Yes. -Oh, thank you, truly. 262 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,124 Can you show me how to turn on my computer? 263 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,044 I'll do more than that. I'll show you how to deal with rich people. 264 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,630 Ah, here she comes. 265 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,798 I think I'm gonna throw up. 266 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,842 No, you're not. Okay, first up, breakfast. 267 00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,010 Red Bull, strawberry Pop-Tart, no frosting, go. 268 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,763 Uh… 269 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,723 -Hi. -Hi. 270 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,229 Is he afraid of me? 271 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:11,188 We're working on it. 272 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,357 Okay, look, I need to know. 273 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,360 As a horny 35-year-old mom who's been married for 12 years, 274 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,071 was there any part of Travis kissing you that was hot? 275 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,532 No, he tasted like mango vape juice, 276 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:25,536 and I could still feel the hole from where his tongue stud used to be. Ew! 277 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:29,039 Well, the good news is I wrote Travis an apology, and it is stunning. 278 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:32,710 I kept it simple. The sponsor will love us again, crisis averted. 279 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,588 Thank you. And I'll never talk to another player ever again. 280 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,757 I just hope no one saw us. 281 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,885 -Did you hook up with Travis Bugg? -What? Why are you saying that? 282 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,762 -'Cause it's all over Twitter. -You mean X. 283 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,681 -I'm not calling it X. It's Twitter. -Just read her the X you showed me. 284 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,057 I will show her the tweet. 285 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,310 "I was at Verdel last night 286 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,729 and Saw Isla Gordon hooking up with Travis Bugg." 287 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,689 Shocked face, drool face, water spouting? 288 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,483 -That's ejaculate. -Cum. 289 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,400 Travis 290 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,445 got the wrong idea and kissed me. 291 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:00,362 Nothing el-- 292 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:04,200 -Oh my God, there's 500 retweets? -Re-Xs. 293 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,118 How do we deal with it? What do we do here? 294 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,829 Okay, listen. No one knows this except for Sandy. 295 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,748 But in addition to my official Twitter account, 296 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,208 I have a burner account. 297 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,459 Dirtyboywave69. 298 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,545 -Wait, why? You're not famous. -Yeah, but I'm not not famous, you know? 299 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,007 I can get 40 bucks for a B-day message on Cameo, some of which goes to charity. 300 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,008 Get to the point, Ness. 301 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,468 Point is, I use it to plant stories 302 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,386 and call bullshit on stuff that I can't as a GM. 303 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,680 It has been helpful in some contract negotiations. 304 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:31,894 Thank you. So I reply to the tweet, call it bullshit, and viola, it goes away. 305 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,731 -Voilà. -I don't know. Sounds sneaky and… lame? 306 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,983 Yeah, no. Travis just needs to apologize to Sephora, 307 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,693 and we move on. Ignore the noise. 308 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:45,866 Yeah, so, uh, yesterday I posted a very hurtful and inappropriate picture 309 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:49,036 of the venerated Waves jersey… 310 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:51,121 Travis, were you and Isla Gordon 311 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,706 at a romantic dinner last night? 312 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,833 {\an8}Uh… 313 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,669 {\an8}I don't know what you're talking about. 314 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:59,672 A witness posted online that they saw you two kissing. 315 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,465 {\an8}Look, I'm just finna focus on this-- 316 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,175 {\an8}So, you're not refuting it? 317 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,302 {\an8}- I'm not what? - You're not refuting it. 318 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,097 {\an8}Oh no, he does not know what refute means. 319 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:11,475 {\an8}Refuting it? No, I'm not refuting it. 320 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,812 {\an8}I'm not refuting it in the strongest manner possible. 321 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,231 Oh my God, we've got to stop him. 322 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:18,274 Ow! 323 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,025 Fucking drug shelf! 324 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,152 Is she a beautiful woman? Yes. 325 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:25,281 Would I hit? I refute to say I would indeed. 326 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,867 - There he is. What a guy! - Isn't she engaged? 327 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,578 - That's it. Getting ready for Phoenix. - Is it serious? 328 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,414 No, nothing serious. All fun, basketball. Best game in the world. 329 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:36,542 What the hell was that? 330 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,419 I mean, yo, they surprised me. 331 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:42,131 Travis, go back out there and tell them nothing happened between you and Isla. 332 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,173 Well… 333 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,342 something happened. 334 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,304 I've tried it your way. Sorry, Jay. 335 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:53,559 I would rather lick a dead possum than kiss your clown ass. 336 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:57,062 Now, you are going to go back out there and tell them the truth, 337 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,188 or you'll be suspended. 338 00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,523 What? 339 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,817 You're the one who invited me to that restaurant, Verdel. 340 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,362 Wait, Verdel downtown? Me and my ex used to go there for our anniversary. 341 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:08,282 Okay, it was all a mistake. Jackie made the reservation. 342 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:11,619 Then you said all this nice shit to me, you put your hand on mine, 343 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:12,745 your titties was out. 344 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,997 What? Okay, I… 345 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,457 It was a button-down blouse. 346 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,083 I have worn that to funerals. 347 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,836 -Oh, I've seen that one. -How many-- How many buttons were undone? 348 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,546 I don't know, two? 349 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,881 This was not my fault. 350 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:27,217 Are you going to go out there and fix this? 351 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,094 No. 352 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:31,764 One-week suspension. Get out. 353 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,312 Get out. 354 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:43,734 I have a very important phone call to make, so no one follow me. 355 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,613 Motherfucker, goddamn piece of shit! 356 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,866 You stupid, ungrateful, useless moron! 357 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,327 I'm gonna kill you, you son of a bitch! 358 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:56,246 We need to get her office soundproofed. Look into that. 359 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,958 Which is a perfect segue to our first lesson. 360 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,836 Don't just anticipate what she needs, but also what she doesn't know she needs. 361 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,963 Like what? 362 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,173 Like when Isla tells you she's starting a cleanse, 363 00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:09,176 you hand her a cheeseburger by 2 p.m. because she will be starving. 364 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,219 Cheeseburger, got it. 365 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,180 And don't eat Cheetos at your desk. You're getting orange dust everywhere. 366 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,641 Isla is a blonde white woman. She stains very easily. 367 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,893 I'm-- I'm sorry, okay. Uh, anything else? 368 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,728 Current event podcasts. 369 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,022 Listen to them every morning and give her the CliffsNotes. 370 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,358 She thinks NATO is a European basketball league. 371 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,026 Hmm. 372 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,903 Why aren't you writing this down? 373 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,572 Go back to Florida, you piece of crap! 374 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,992 Let's see if we can get this, uh, glass frosted too. 375 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,994 No one wants to see your cheap-ass tattoos. 376 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:40,624 Welcome to Copilot Arena, home of your Los Angeles Waves. 377 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,752 I understand, Mitch, okay? I understand. 378 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,546 I know it's your right, but you're wrong. 379 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:49,216 Travis's agent says they're gonna appeal the suspension of the league. 380 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,593 Great. The longer this drags on, the worse it looks. 381 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,845 And this is cute. 382 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,222 It's now being called a lovers' quarrel. 383 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,306 What? 384 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,349 Who's saying that? 385 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,435 Oh, just a little company called ESPN. 386 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:03,230 If we don't nip this in the bud, you just gotta commit to dating him. 387 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,523 I am engaged to Lev. 388 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,901 May I once again propose using my burner account to shut this down? 389 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,445 No one is out there denying this. 390 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,614 No, no, it's too ridiculous to even discuss. 391 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,908 If we deprive it of oxygen, it will die. 392 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,870 Yeah. Well, at least Cleveland's the worst team in the league, 393 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,205 so we should beat 'em even without Travis. 394 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,501 {\an8}And the Waves dropped another one tonight. 395 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,796 {\an8}Notably absent from the game was Travis Bugg, 396 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:32,259 {\an8}suspended by the team after being spotted canoodling with Isla Gordon. 397 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:35,846 On a personal note, I don't get to use the word canoodling a lot, 398 00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:38,682 so thanks to Travis and Isla for that. 399 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:43,020 It goes without saying that this is complete bullshit, right? 400 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,521 Yeah, I… I know. 401 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:48,692 Wasn't great when my 10-year-old patient called me Dr. Cuck, but… 402 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,987 I'm sorry you're dealing with this. It's not fair. 403 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,530 No, look, it's… it's okay. 404 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:57,868 I guess I just didn't think this was gonna be part of the job, but I'll be fine. 405 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,663 Thanks for understanding. 406 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,965 Oh. 407 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,342 Oh Jesus. 408 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,719 Oh, hold on, keep going. Keep going. 409 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:19,681 - Hey, what's up? It's not a good time. - Are you talking to your sister? 410 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,974 It's okay, she doesn't care. 411 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,392 No, that's gross, Ness! 412 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,393 Oh God. 413 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,854 Come… come on. I told you I have an emergency at work. 414 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,231 Isla, what do you want? 415 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:28,816 Use the burner. 416 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,359 Oh yeah. 417 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,361 Okay, I'm on it. Here we go. 418 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,947 My cousin is a waiter at Verdel 419 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:38,617 and literally served Isla Gordon and Travis Bugg last night. 420 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,746 And literally nothing happened between them but a normal dinner. 421 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:46,166 And literally, they left separately. 422 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,918 Think you're saying "literally" too much? 423 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,338 That's how my burner character talks. I gotta go. I gotta finish with Bituin. 424 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,757 Oh, gross. 425 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,009 No way, Ness, you missed your chance. 426 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,553 Oh, come on, please? 427 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,762 Thanks a lot, Isla. 428 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:04,309 Hi, this is the hottest restaurant in LA, Mother Wolf. How can I help you? 429 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:08,397 Yes, I'd like to make a reservation for two, please, at 7 p.m. tonight. 430 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,314 Fuck you, goodbye. 431 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,651 Wait, wait, it's for Isla Gordon, President of the Waves. 432 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:16,280 Um, I'm a gay guy from West Hollywood. I don't care. Call back when it's a Hadid. 433 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,197 Damn it! 434 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,657 I hate that guy. 435 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,201 Look, not everyone loves basketball, Jackie. 436 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:25,080 But everyone loves great seats to basketball games. 437 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,624 And your superpower? Unlimited access to them. 438 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,334 That's crazy. 439 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:33,255 Wait, why did Ness just post that his cousin's a waiter at Verdel? 440 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,507 Maybe he meant to post it from a different account. 441 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,343 Oh shit, he just deleted it. 442 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,638 And posted it on his burner account. Jesus Christ, Ness. 443 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,224 He did it really fast. Maybe no one will notice. 444 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,518 {\an8}A fake burner account? 445 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,437 {\an8}This is humiliating, 446 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,981 {\an8}not just for Ness Gordon, but for the entire family. 447 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,984 {\an8}You got to wonder, did Isla Gordon put her brother up to this? 448 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,195 How could you do this? 449 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,863 I was in the middle of having sex. 450 00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,407 You spend most of your day on X. How are you so bad at it? 451 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,243 It's called Twitter, and at least my plan was better than your plan. 452 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,453 Which was nothing, as always. 453 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,663 This is so stupid. What is the plan? 454 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,958 -Here's a plan, don't kiss the players. -You know I didn't do that. 455 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,669 - I don't. I feel like you did. - Are you out of your mind? 456 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,880 Excuse me, Isla, there is someone here to see you. 457 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,590 Can you give us a second, Jackie, please? 458 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,219 -Pretty sure you'll want to talk to them. -Whoever it is can wait. 459 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,387 Hey. 460 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,723 We need to talk. 461 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,391 Yep. 462 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,268 Please, sit. 463 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,647 I would love to, but I can't. 464 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,899 My knees hurt too much. 465 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,903 -You know why? -'Cause you went on a long hike? 466 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,697 I played the entire second half last night. 467 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,909 I haven't done that in two years, all because you suspended Travis. 468 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:46,870 Well, if Travis needs to miss a game or two because he needs to grow up, 469 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:47,871 then that'll happen. 470 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,122 I'm 36 years old. 471 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,291 I can't be playing 40 minutes a night. 472 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,961 -So this is just about you? -Hell yeah, it is. This is my team. 473 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,754 No, you're just the best player on the team, 474 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,715 but you're so checked out, I'm surprised you noticed a player missing. 475 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,885 -What am I supposed to do about it? -This Marcus, nothing. 476 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,806 The old Marcus, the one who won two titles with us, 477 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:10,269 he'd step up, maybe talk to his teammate about respecting our sponsors. 478 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,271 I don't know. Sound crazy? 479 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,986 I get paid to play, that's it. 480 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,991 Well, if you want to play less, then you have to lead. 481 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,413 If you want to play less, you have to lead? Right. 482 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:30,747 Okay, final scenario. 483 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,208 Isla tells you she ran into Gwyneth Paltrow 484 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,711 at the Brentwood Country Mart. What do you do? 485 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,879 I'd call Marissa, that's Gwyneth's personal. 486 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,589 Get the Goop office address, 487 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,134 not her home address because Isla's not a stalker. 488 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:45,512 I send her a dozen white camellias with a note that says, 489 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,848 "So great running into you. Let's grab a lunch." 490 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:50,392 -Are you making the reservation? -No, that would be thirsty. 491 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,602 But I do add her to the Christmas card list. 492 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,229 That is correct. 493 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,147 Yes! 494 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,817 Nope. Never dab. 495 00:21:58,900 --> 00:21:59,735 Ever. 496 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,531 Get ready for the second wave. Do you see the bear? 497 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,908 Shoot it with the crossbow. Shoot it with the crossbow. 498 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,535 Got him coming through the windows. 499 00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:10,829 Zeus, face that way, I need ammo. 500 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,999 Oh shit, it's Katsuya, fuck. Keep playing. 501 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,045 Oh shit. 502 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:22,424 Sorry for the mess. Uh, my cleaning lady quit. 503 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,550 Snakes were scaring her. 504 00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:27,012 Man, will you just sit? 505 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,350 I didn't know you were big on, uh… 506 00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:33,769 visiting teammates. 507 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:34,686 I'm not. 508 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:39,232 I haven't been to a teammate's house since The Sopranos finale. 509 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,819 Cool, you want to, uh, watch something or…? 510 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,196 No. 511 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:46,740 You need to get your shit together. 512 00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:50,202 All that shit talking and social media, that's not what we do. 513 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,454 All that matters is basketball. 514 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,956 That's easy for you to say. 515 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:58,418 -What's that supposed to mean? -Man, you're headed to the Hall of Fame. 516 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:02,881 I've got no hops, I'm not that fast, and my jumper is mid. 517 00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,383 I mean, best case scenario, 518 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,968 I grow my brand and get a Victoria's Secret model pregnant. 519 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,596 I mean, that's all I got. 520 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,099 No. 521 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:16,061 You also got good instincts. 522 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,646 On the court. 523 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,439 Off the court, your instincts are dog shit. 524 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:22,234 When you're playing, the whole team has energy, 525 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,569 and everybody gets easy buckets, especially me. 526 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:27,656 Let me remind you, it's still about me. 527 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,871 Look, man, you got a good career ahead of you, 528 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,082 and nothing's better for your brand than winning. 529 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:42,671 Yeah. 530 00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:44,673 Do not fuck my shit up. 531 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,551 -Can't be playing that whole game anymore. -Yeah, I got you. 532 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,471 And you need to Swiffer this place. 533 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:54,015 Sephora is a great company. 534 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,936 I was rude to call it Sephor-ass. 535 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:02,190 {\an8}At first, I thought their stuff was mostly for women. 536 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,694 {\an8}Then I remembered, my mom's a woman. 537 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:09,990 I only hope Sephora and the Waves can forgive me for my… 538 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,284 transgression, 539 00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:14,619 which means "fuck up," 540 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:19,124 and, uh, we can move on with our harmonious corporate partnership. 541 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:23,170 Look, I also just wanna say I did not have sex with Isla Gordon, okay? 542 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:24,129 Not even a little bit. 543 00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:28,008 {\an8}First of all, she's my boss, okay? 544 00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:32,053 {\an8}And for two, respectfully, uh… 545 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,096 {\an8}…that shit's old. 546 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:36,683 If she was much older, that'd be hot, like Helen Mirren. 547 00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:38,393 Or younger, obviously. 548 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:43,940 {\an8}But she's just kinda in that gray area that just doesn't do it for me, all right? 549 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:47,652 {\an8}Um, but with that being said, I hope she finds love. 550 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:52,115 It's like watching Winston Churchill. Now I see why you're so attracted to him. 551 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,868 Whoa. Why do you look so hot? 552 00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:56,703 Well, don't sound so shocked. 553 00:24:56,786 --> 00:25:00,415 Sorry, I just didn't realize I was engaged to Jewish Chris Evans over here. 554 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,792 Could just say Chris Evans. 555 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,085 Uh, regardless, 556 00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:06,338 I am taking you to Mother Wolf. 557 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,383 -How did you score that reservation? -I didn't. Jackie did. 558 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,889 -What? -The cocaine shelf is gone! 559 00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:16,806 Jackie? 560 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:19,351 Did you do this? 561 00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:21,436 Uh, I noticed you kept injuring yourself on there, 562 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,396 so I came in early, and I got rid of it. 563 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,399 Thank you. And thank you for the dinner reservation. 564 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,111 You know, maybe I'm a little more high-maintenance than I thought. 565 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,239 Oh, no, no way. 566 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,700 Oh, also, I promised the hostess floor seats when we're in the playoffs. 567 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:38,912 -What? -Should I not have done that? 568 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,083 We'll deal with it later. Good job. 569 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:47,671 ♪ Tell me what this world is coming to ♪ 570 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,759 ♪ Tell me 'bout this change The world is going through ♪ 571 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:57,222 ♪ Why can't we live as promised Like Jesus said to do? ♪ 572 00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:00,976 ♪ Tell me what the world's coming to ♪ 573 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:09,651 ♪ So many people Out here dying everywhere ♪ 574 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:14,406 ♪ There's enough to go around But no one seems to care ♪ 575 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:19,953 ♪ Outcrowded cities And the poison in the streams ♪ 576 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:24,874 ♪ We've seen the world divided On our television screen ♪ 577 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:28,086 ♪ Tell me now what we're gonna do ♪ 578 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:33,216 ♪ Tell me what this world is coming to ♪ 579 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:38,680 ♪ Tell me what the world's coming to ♪ 580 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:43,977 ♪ Tell me 'bout the change The world is going through ♪ 581 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:48,315 ♪ Why can't we live as promised Like Jesus said to do? ♪ 582 00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:51,901 ♪ Tell me what the world is coming to ♪ 583 00:26:56,114 --> 00:27:00,201 ♪ Tell me what the world's coming to ♪ 584 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:05,290 ♪ Tell me 'bout the change The world is going through ♪ 585 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:09,502 ♪ Why can't we live as promised Like Jesus said to do? ♪